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Joke of the Day

"How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes? He gets her Dawn."

"How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true."

"When it comes to sex. No means yes. and yes? that means anal."

"If greens are the staples of a healthy diet... I'm gonna need some paperclips."

"What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster? The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds."

"Leaving someone a voice mail is the new Myspace message."

"How does NASA prepare for an organized event? They planet!"

"What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf? A creature that sucks blood from your knees."

"What do you call a fat man trying out a new tempurpedic mattress? The great depression"

"How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? More guns."