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Joke of the Day
"Jared ended his career the same way he started it... Trying to get into smaller pants."
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"Sex! Of course you don't get it."
"A penguin talks his snowmobile in to get fixed. The mechanic takes a look at it and says ""looks like you blew a seal."" penguin replies ""no, that's just frosting on my lip."""
"Two cannibals were eating a clown One looks at the other and says ""Hey does this taste funny to you?"""
"A Segway segway Oh hey, speaking of Segways...."
"In America saying you're the bomb is a compliment but... In Afghanistan it's a question."
"A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way. Yep"
"I caught my nephew doing drugs with me last night."
"Trump released medical records from a Gastroenterologist Giving us proof of an ""astonishingly excellent"" asshole."
"Did you see the movie about the demolition team? It did a great job of breaking the fourth wall."