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Joke of the Day

"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."

"What did the door say to the other door? I can see your Knob Simple yet effective"

"I always wake up my friend by shouting ""Hands off cocks! On with socks!"" I don't think she likes it."

"Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms? Better grip. Happy Halloween :)"

"My housemates may get angry at me for stealing all their cooking utensils.. ..but quite frankly that's a whisk I'm willing to take."

"Me ""Hey honey, I got hurt at work, Donna brought me to the hospital and the Doctors are trying to save my leg."" Her ""Who's Donna??"""

"A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up. I had to let her out."

"The Grammar Nazis burst in. ""We know you're harbouring Jews, Mrs Gies"" ""There ain't no Jews here!"" ""Double negative! Search the attic, boys"""

"I hate it when you're sitting on the bus... ...and the local weirdo gets on and sits next to you. You know the type. The ones that watch you masturbate."

"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""