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Joke of the Day
"Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels? They can't get enough booty."
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"Who called it confronting ur husband Stanley about flirty texts from a girl named Rebecca from a former soviet state and not Who'sbeckystan?"
"""Who the fuck is this bitch?"" - Me, every time the local news gets a new anchor woman."
"A man was writing a book with over 1,000 pages. It's too long of a story to explain why."
"When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr."
"I'm against picketing. I'm just not sure how to show it..."
"Husband - ""When I die, i'd like to die having sex."" Wife - ""At least we know it'll be quick"""
"What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs."
"This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!"
"First Guy: ""How many vampires showed up to the garlic eating competition today?"" ... ... ..... Second Guy: ""I don't know, it was countless."""