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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs."

"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."

"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"

"My wife likes to talk after sex.. So she called me from a hotel room. No Respect! RIP Rodney Dangerfield"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bitch can suck my dick in the dark for all I care...."

"Did I tell you that my girlfriend has the flu? Yeah, basically."

"What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket"

"Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road? To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side."

"What do you call the director of Kill Bill out in the sun? Squintin' Tarantino"

"Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee? ...he was totally drinking it before it was cool."