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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs."

"What is your best lawyer joke? I need some new material for the court house."

"Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday"

"If he can't build a wall, Trump is going to dig a giant hole at the border and cover it with a welcome mat like it's a Road Runner cartoon."

"My mom thought my laptop on the floor was a scale. My mom weighs 800 dollars"

"Money talks But all mine ever says is good-bye."

"My therapist said that I second guess myself too much. [deleted]"

"This guy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, ""Is that a fret?"""

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.70 a packet and deer nuts are under a buck"

"What do you call a lesbian Pakistani? Minge eater"