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Joke of the Day

"First Guy: ""How many vampires showed up to the garlic eating competition today?"" ... ... ..... Second Guy: ""I don't know, it was countless."""

"Why couldn't Helen Keller vote? She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote."

"What do you call a shity poet? A poo'et"

"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."

"What stops rape every single time? Consent"

"How do norwegians catch rabbits in norway? They hide in a bush, and make carrot sounds."

"*Dog puts cupcake on my nose and tells me to ""stay"""

"I think Android application developers are magical. They're like open sorcerers."

"What's do you call it when you let your penis make all of the decisions? ...a dicktatorship. My girlfriend thought of this stinker this morning."

"How do you call a car designed for midgets? Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out."