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Joke of the Day

"The three undefeated NFL teams remaining are all named after cats. the Carolina Panthers, the Cincinnati Bengals, and the New England Cheet-ahs."

"What do jedhi's and rape have in common? ... They both use the force"

"The people at U.P.S are assholes. They sent me a message telling me I have a small Package... I mean, what are they doing opening my mail and looking at my pictures anyway?"

"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"

"What did the right nut say to the left nut? This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!"

"Not to sound like a broken record, but moooon rivrivrivrivriver."

"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."

"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"

"*eats a bag of chips* *eats 2 baked potatoes* *eats a plate of fries* *eats a plate of mashed potatoes* Being a vegetarian is easy!"

"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? Whatever you like - They're not coming back."