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Joke of the Day

"The three undefeated NFL teams remaining are all named after cats. the Carolina Panthers, the Cincinnati Bengals, and the New England Cheet-ahs."

"Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager? She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him."

"I accidentally left a butt plug up her ass for 2 weeks... No shit"

"I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!"

"What happened to the NSFW warning on r/Jokes? It stopped working like all those who got caught on reddit at work."

"The problem with being gay It's a pain in the ass"

"Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?"

"I can't turn my head very far in either direction It's a pain in the neck! My mom made that up."