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Joke of the Day
"This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!"
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"Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. "
"I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts. ""Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"""
"My girlfriend of 5 years asked me... My girlfriend of 5 years asked me when was the last time I had sex with someone before her. I said ""back in '09"". It sounds much better than saying September."
"I used to work in a helium factory... But I left, because I didn't like the way they spoke to me... [Read the second part with a helium voice.]"
"What do you call an undetectable black man? Incognegro I'll see myself out"
"Thank you student loans for getting me through college I don't think I can ever repay you."
"My friend is getting on in years but still wants to stay hip with new technology. I call him Instagrampa."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun? Frank"
"Peter Pan is my favorite story about how running away from all your problems will allow you to remain youthful and to possibly fly someday"