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Joke of the Day

"A man was writing a book with over 1,000 pages. It's too long of a story to explain why."

"Whats the difference between seeing a rapist in the daytime and seeing a rapist at night? At night you can only see the eyes and the grill."

"Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold Finland have taken silver Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise"

"So I'm banging this guy from behind... ... and he turns around to kiss me, and I say ""Whoa, buddy. I'm not gay!"""

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"

"Just saw a homeless woman try to use a cat as a telephone. She accepted a cigarette in exchange for the cat. Cat is my telephone now."

"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."

"Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail."

"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to keep browsing Reddit and another to get someone else to do it."

"So a blind man walks into a bar He hurts himself pretty badly."