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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chameleon that can't change colors? Reptile dysfunction."

"How can you avoid clickbait? Not like this."

"How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer natural light"

"Your Mom is like Planet 9... very distant from the sun"

"What did the cheese vendor say to the robber? ""Hey! That's nacho cheese!"""

"They say there are plenty of fish in the sea But until I catch one, I'm stuck here waiting holding my rod."

"When I was a child, I loved astronomy and I actually saw Orion's belt many times. My Dad's nickname was Orion and he used to beat the shit out of me because I didn't like sports."

"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."

"What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common? NEED MORE GAINS"

"I got the lyrics wrong and partied like it's 1599. Now my kitchen smells like roast peacock and I can't get this horse off my couch"