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Joke of the Day

"They say there are plenty of fish in the sea But until I catch one, I'm stuck here waiting holding my rod."

"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"

"I'm in the middle of inventing emo playing cards. You have to shuffle them, but afterwards the deck cuts itself."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A ""Lickalotofpuss""."

"That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is ""act natural, you're innocent""."

"Where do strippers go on holiday ? Poland"

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side"

"By the time they were my age my parents had two kids and a house, whereas I have joy."

"Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant."

"All I'm saying is if I'm not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign."