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Joke of the Day

"How can you avoid clickbait? Not like this."

"I wish genders were more like the twin towers At least the people who changed the number of towers realised we all hated them and they died"

"Just got news that Jesus got sent to prison. Yeah they really nailed him."

"[first date] HER: Do you have any hobbies? ME: Yes! Wait, did you say ""hobbits""? HER: No, hobbies ME: Oh, then no"

"Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn't contain?"

"I'm confused. Celebrity comedians are paid millions of dollars... Yet the funniest people on the internet are janitors and stay-at-home moms."

"what's better than a dozen roses on a piano? tulips on an organ."

"Two baby seals walk into a club..."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapus"

"Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged? She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs."