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Joke of the Day
"How can you avoid clickbait? Not like this."
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"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"
"What do you call a water bottle that objects? A rebuttle"
"Some guy ordered a glass of coke. I told him to take a pitcher, it'll last longer."
"older man discovers the subreddit showerthoughts one afternoon..... That evening discovers phones is not waterproof."
"How do you have phone sex over a telegraph line? Oh baby, don't stop. STOP."
"Tim: This is Tim from accounting. Me: Hi Tim from accounting. Tim: Just say Tim. Me. Tim. Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim."
"With hostess shutting down... I bet Colorado is rethinking legalizing weed now..."
"Two old guys were chatting in the park. ""You know, my wife and I were happy for 40 years,"" said one guy. ""What happened?"" asked the other guy. ""We met,"" sighed the first."
"What's the difference between three Cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."