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Joke of the Day
"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."
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"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon."
"Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow: Informer"
"I wish I felt as much passion for something as my dogs feel towards the doorbell."
"Just spilled red wine ALL OVER my insides."
"An american walks into InternetIsBeautiful. [Removed because he isn't an interactive solar system map]"
"Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh."
"What does a self-conscious vampire say? ""I'm going to suck.."""
"What is the monkey that can't peel the banana? Terrible at CC"
"A guy goes to his doctor, and the doctor tells him, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" And the guy's like, ""Wait, why?"" The doctor reploes, ""So I can examine you."""