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Joke of the Day
"You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it."
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"Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !"
"Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human"
"so a guy with a premature ejaculations problem comes out of nowhere"
"Have you heard of this new drug? The DEA just passed a new controversial drug to help treat lesbians with depression. It's called Tricoxagan."
"LOL ""Your future depends on your dreams."" So go to sleep."
"Just googled ""sensible cars"" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home."
"Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're really nice people."
"Two thieves try to steal a calendar. They each got six months."
"That awkward moment when your friends are singing ""happy birthday to you"" and you don't know where to look."