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Joke of the Day
"LOL ""Your future depends on your dreams."" So go to sleep."
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"My wife says I think of her as a sex object... I can't disagree though because everytime I ask for sex... She objects."
"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"
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"IF YOU KIDS DON'T COME BACK TO THIS TABLE AND FINISH YOUR LUNCH RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR I WILL SIGH HEAVILY, EAT IT MYSELF AND GAIN 3 POUNDS."
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"I've just noticed my wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing She's behind with the washing."
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"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."