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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of this new drug? The DEA just passed a new controversial drug to help treat lesbians with depression. It's called Tricoxagan."

"How do you wake up a loafer? With a shoe horn."

"What is the German word for Constipation? Farfrompoopen."

"How do stoners travel? On the canna-bus."

"""How can this idiot possibly be elected as president?"" Says a nation that hasn't gotten over the death of a gorilla in 6 months."

"What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy"

"""Well well well if it isn't the guy I'm stalking."" ""Get out of my hamper."""

"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."

"If the liquor store didn't want me to drink all their alcohol than they never should have put a help wanted sign in the window."

"What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes? HOLY MACKAREL!"