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Joke of the Day

"Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're really nice people."

"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"

"What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi"

"I need to get baked ...goods for the staff party this afternoon."

"[lying with girlfriend & looking up at the stars] ""Hey--"" *points to shooting star* ""You've put on a lot of weight."""

"One half of reddit will be mortified, the other will laugh at this joke. What did the south tower say to the north? BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz."

"Knock Knock Kid: knock knock Dad: Who's there? Kid: Hatch Dad: Hatch who? Kid: Bless You."

"A guy is watching TV and suddenly Yells, ""Don't enter that church you fool!"" His wife asks him, ""What are you watching?"" ""OUR WEDDING!"""

"I've fallen in love with my tailor. What can I say, he suits me"

"I hate Masseuses They're always talking behind my back"