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Joke of the Day

"Twitter: Where if the chemistry's good, the geography won't be.."

"How do I make my penis 12 inches long? By folding it in half."

"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."

"A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)"

"Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend."

"Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me."

"I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home."

"Where does Charlie Sheen shop? At Winners."

"I think it's about time we stopped accepting Quasimodo and demanded 100% modo."

"If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything."