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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !"
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"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."
"What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf"
"[casting call] -have u acted before? *shows VHS of me at a food court eating free samples like I might purchase the meal -oh this guys good"
"What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!"
"What do you call it when you can't see your skin? Pore resolution"
"I like how all these people are acting like they've never seen a naked 37 year old man fight 3 security guards at a mall food court before."
"What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use? Oil of Ole'"
"How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million? Walk in with $2 Million."
"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus depot and a lobster with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."