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Joke of the Day

"Monkey Jokes are alway funny Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH. The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then..."

"There once was a man from Kent, Whose cock was extraordinarily bent, To save himself the trouble, He'd put it in double, And instead of coming he went."

"You know the best side effect of losing weight? Supersonic hearing. I can hear the crinkle of a candy wrapper or bag of chips through walls."

"There was a girl in my school with breasts on her back. She wasn't much to look at, but she never missed a slow dance."

"What do you call it when you think you've lost your Italian cured meat, but then you find it again? A falsalami"

"My girlfriend invited me to have some cyber-sex... I thought it was gonna be just some us time but it turned out it was a 4G!"

"Why the carpenter is always constipated? Because his stool so hard!"

"ASTRONAUT: Houston, we have a problem. HOUSTON: Oh, we're fine down here, thanks for asking. Let's make this all about you though, as usual."

"Jokes you used to tell as a kid Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- MOOOOOOO"

"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."