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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? An Octopussy."
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"How does a guy with five dicks wear his pants? Like a glove"
"What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A melon collie."
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."
"Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails ""Best,""."
"If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive."
"I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman.. Oops I've posted this in the wrong place"
"It turns out there actually was a strand of Marijuana that killed millions of people in the seventies It was called Pol Pot."
"A young boy got expelled for the using the C word in class The principal asked him ""That wasn't clever, was it?"" The boy replied "" No, it was cunt"""
"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."