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Joke of the Day
"I lost over 100 pounds in the last week. The casinos here in London have terrible odds."
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"I can swallow two pieces of string and make them come out an hour later tied together I SHIT YOU KNOT"
"Not realizing today's date, I just made a Pearl Harbor joke to someone... Needless to say, it bombed."
"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"
"What is small furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !"
"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""
"Do you know why Stevie Wonder can't see his friends? He got married."
"What do you call a dinosaur with a big penis? Megalodong."
"What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon? the cow didn't make it."
"A man starts having a heart attack mid flight... Person: Is anyone here a doctor? Vegan: I'm a vegan"