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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Stevie Wonder can't see his friends? He got married."
Next Joke
"what's the strongest part of a vegetable? the wheel chair."
"Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin."
"Today I saw a guy on the street wearing a ""Stop Snitching"" shirt I asked him where he got it. he wouldnt tell me."
"I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame."
"Her: I've had gray hairs since I was 16. Me: I got my grays after I got married. Hubs: I CAN HEAR YOU! Me: AND I LOVE MY GRAYS, HONEY!"
"Calling your girlfriend dumbledore cz she is the real head master"
"Sex is a misdemeanor. The more I misdemeanor I get."
"My uncle invented this one today. What is the best part of a dog eating peanut butter? He has no hands to pick the pubes out."
"I introduced my ex girlfriend to a buddy who has epilepsy She was always saying she loved vibrators."