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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"
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"You really only have 2 options: 1. You can be miserable bc you're fat 2. You can be miserable bc you're hungry"
"Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women."
"I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap."
"What is ET short for? So he can fit in the spaceship."
"Never let your friends feel lonely! disturb them at all times!"
"Kid: Hey, Mum! What's an orgasm? Mom: I don't know dear, ask your father."
"I was gonna make a gay joke... But Fuck that"
"What do two Wrights make? A plane"
"Lonely Second Graders What do you call a second grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor"