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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"
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"If u ever can't get to sleep, think of your sex life. That's boring enough."
"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""
"I don't want to sound too impressive, but my Sims character gets laid PRETTY FREQUENTLY."
"So a Bear Walks Into a Bar... and the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The bear says,"" I'll have a drink and a... bag of peanuts."" The bartender says, ""Why the big pause?"""
"My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course I've never heard it get thrown out a window before."
"GM developing car seats which detect how wet your ass is and post the data onto your facebook page, for fun?? fuck eveory thing about this ."
"BLACK WIDOW: help I think my husband is dead 911: did u murder him? BLACK WIDOW: uh 911: ma'am BLACK WIDOW: *quietly hangs up the phone*"
"The National Shredded Cheese Council just endorsed Donald Trump for president... They're ready to make America grate again."
"The worst is when someone ceases but they don't desist. That's some bullshit right there. Gotta do those simultaneously and whatnot."