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"I can swallow two pieces of string and make them come out an hour later tied together I SHIT YOU KNOT"

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"The worlds best chat-up line: ""I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."""
"[penguin waddles into computer repair store] ""Hi yes my laptop is frozen"" ... Computer repair guy - ""how did you get to Milwaukee"""
"Attention children: Mom is closed."
"5 out of 1 dentists agree, they have multiple-personality disorder"
"""All I ever wanted to do is make a difference."" - Subtraction Man"
"H: Well, the remote was definitely broken, so I went and bought a new one. Me: H: Oh, and it came with this 75"" television."
"What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other."
"What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says "" Maximum 6 People/500kg"" Ethiopian sign says ""Maximum 500 People/6kg"""
"ignorance or apathy? I dont know and I dont care"
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