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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""

"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."

"A White House aide tells Donald Trump that one hundred people will attend his next event. ""A hundred thousand people?"" Trump asks, ""Do we even have enough room for 1.5 million people?"""

"What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"

"On their 30th anniversary Patty turns to Mary, tears in his eyes, and says Mary, you've added so much texture to my life... it's been rough."

"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."

"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"

"Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground."

"I'm a club photographer, I take pictures at the club and people pay me to delete them"

"Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828"