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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""

"What letter appears most frequently in the word CANADA?"

"I was recently asked my view on lesbians... In HD wasn't the answer they were looking for :/"

"Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word."

"What do you call a pest from the moon? A luna-tick."

"During my last prostate exam I asked my doctor to stick in another finger. Because I wanted a second opinion."

"How amazing is Michael Phelps? He's got like a Brazilian Medals."

"Whats the hardest part eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"

"I'm so tilted My slope is undefined"