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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur with a big penis? Megalodong."
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"When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so... ...he spilled his guts to the cops."
"""Hey, mate, rumors have it that you won a car in a lottery, wanna hang out sometimes?"" ""Yeah, it's mostly true, except it was a house, not a car. And poker, not lottery. And lost, not won""."
"My uncle once ejaculated on me Glad I got that off my chest"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."
"The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today Now you can legally blow the cartridges."
"How do you get the water in a watermelon? Plant it in the spring."
"Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows"
"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they're worth it."
"My iPhone is currently updating so I have to tweet from my computer like some Ethiopian kid."