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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur with a big penis? Megalodong."

"nuance is cancelled. ur either good or bad. if ur good but then u say something bad, then ur bad now n therefore cancelled"

"My 4 year old told me to just turn the tire around as the top part isn't flat. I don't care if it's wrong - that's still some great logic."

"How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway."

"Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!"

"Finding Nemo 3: Nemo's mom isn't dead. Nemo's dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo's mom finds them. It's a revenge tale."

"Now I don't know if this is racist but a black guy walks into a bar.... The barman goes 'wow where'd you get that?' To which the parrot goes 'Africa'"

"What do you call a cow with no nipples Yomama #getrekt"

"Question on my Visa Application ""have you ever been convicted of a crime ?"" followed by ""explain why""... so I put ""no"" and ""good lawyer."

"Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job."