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Joke of the Day
"What is small furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !"
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"Hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless."
"Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s? Under his buccan-hat."
"There is no Turkey in the coop. But there's a coup in Turkey."
"History teacher: Which period did Cleopatra come from? Me: The one her mother missed?"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor."
"When I was a child I could go into a shop with just a pound, and come out with 3 bars of chocolate, 2 cans of coke and a magazine. But these days, fucking CCTV everywhere."
"White girls: You do know Nutella has been around for more than 50 years and is terrible for you, right?"
"What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B."
"For women, perky breasts will one day be a distant mammary."