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Joke of the Day

"A man starts having a heart attack mid flight... Person: Is anyone here a doctor? Vegan: I'm a vegan"

"Homosexual Relationships (Pun) gay guys talking about relationships some of them say that the person they lost their virginity to were assholes I comment ""I think you all lost it to assholes tbh"""

"What does a drowning person looks like lol"

"A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out ""WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"" A few moments later, a man in the back yells back ""YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!""."

"What do you call your mum who is shorter than you? A minimum."

"The most Canadian thing I ever heard was a secondhand story about a guy getting his toe bit off by a beaver but not telling his date."

"What is it called when a black man murders his friends? Homiecide"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator..."

"Did you hear about the Buddhist Viking? He believed he'd be Bjorn again"

"How do you annoy people on Reddit? [removed]"