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Joke of the Day
"How did the alien tie his shoes? With an astroknot."
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"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"
"My ass is a better cook than me because... At least what it makes is supposed to taste like shit."
"A woman's favorite position is CEO."
"My wife is a vegan. I'm not. I don't care if she makes more money than me. I can still say that I'm the one who brings home the bacon."
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."
"I've never been to Japan, but I've seen a bunch of emojis so I think I get the idea."
"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan! ^I'm^so^sorry"
"What is an adulterers favorite snack? Cheetos."