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Joke of the Day

"My ass is a better cook than me because... At least what it makes is supposed to taste like shit."

"I think it's bullcrap how Miley Cyrus can get naked, lick a sledge hammer, and people call it ""art"" and ""music"". Yet when I do it, I'm ""wasted"" and "" have to leave Home Depot""."

"As soon as he clicked on the title... ...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes."

"Why did the captain execute the pastry chef? Because his orders were to shoot all desserters."

"The person who invented knock knock jokes... Deserves a no bell prize."

"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."

"Why did the lonely man work on his days off? (X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company."

"I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well."

"The leading cause of death in 1926 was being hit by a spinning newspaper graphic"

"I'm in a band named 999 megabytes We still haven't got a gig yet"