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Joke of the Day

"I've never been to Japan, but I've seen a bunch of emojis so I think I get the idea."

"How do you kill Donald Trump? You gotta guess for this one hint: it's in the name? It's a TRUMPet"

"Does a Priest have a wife? He has nun."

"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"

"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."

"I don't understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?"

"Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield."

"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."

"When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law."

"the existence of groundhog implys the existence of skyhog, treehog, oceanhog"