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Joke of the Day

"A woman's favorite position is CEO."

"Don't you just hate those guys who show up at your door and tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn? Fucking firemen."

"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"

"Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies."

"Jeremy Clarkson decided not to stay with Top Gear, but James May"

"You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel."

"what do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No idea.....' 'What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?' 'Still no idea.......' My all time favourites :)"

"I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs."""

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."