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Joke of the Day
"There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland I mean, the flag itself is a big plus."
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"What dat mouf do ;)"
"I always carry a piece of paper with me, just in case someone tries to attack me with a rock."
"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."
"I wonder if Jesus knows that everyone just pretends to be his friend so they can move into his sweet cloud house."
"What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !"
"What do you call a disobedient feline pirate? A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow? A moo-tant, of course!"
"Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante's Inferno They're calling it, ""101 Damnations."""
"I thought Ali was just shaken up a bit... But I guess he's down for the count."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."