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Joke of the Day

"A line for cops who pull over attractive drunk models If I could put you in the alphabet, I would go D U I and that's why I'm a writer, I look forward to your hatred of bad jokes"

"Refrigerator ice dispensers are perfect for those times when you need either zero or 5000 ice cubes."

"A blind man walks into a bar Then into a chair, then into table."

"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."

"Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione? Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch"

"George stops at red light... A beautiful blonde stops just beside him. George pull down his window. She also pull down her window. George smiles and asks with a grin on his face "" you also farted?"""

"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."

"R1D1 must have sucked."

"I watch too much Asian porn... I accidentally learned to speak Korean."

"Why do people ask ""What were you thinking?"" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain."