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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."

"Why did the little boy use his inhaler? ""No wheezin'"""

"After sex I always get out my phone and order my wife a dozen roses. My girlfriend thinks I'm hilarious."

"What does Sodium and Batman have in common? NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out...."

"People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election. That's because I've got 2020 vision."

"How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings not been up for a job performance review?"

"why would you go outside? that's where bugs live"

"One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol."

"Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER."

"Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs."