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Joke of the Day
"What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas? It pines."
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"Why did the Irish call their currency the ""Punt"" ? Because it rhymes with Bank Manager"
"After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker."
"A Pirate Walks into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, ""Are you aware that there is a steering wheel in your pants?"" ""ARRR IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS."""
"My girlfriend just texted me, her dragon name was ""Vaerjuam"". I was like "" Hey Vaerjuam. I'm dad."""
"What does a prostitute wear on her feet? Whore shoes."
"*logs on* jesus christ *logs off*"
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."
"Knock, knock"
"What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you? Herp-n-derp-es"