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Joke of the Day
"What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas? It pines."
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"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"
"Shit happens. Just flush the toilet and move on."
"I fucking hate gravity It keeps pulling me down"
"A Woman's tongue & Man's eye, will rest' only when they die."
"Dirty joke Do you know who the biggest whore in history is? Mrs. Pacman. For a quarter, that bitch would swallow balls 'till she died."
"All of these Ferguson jokes lately... What a riot!"
"People tell me that I'm a bad knitter oops, wrong thread"
"I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now."
"Why cant Gingers make shoes? They wouldn't have a sole."