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Joke of the Day
"My neighbor is a micro biologist. I've never seen him."
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"Candy is like virginity It's easy to take from a child"
"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America."
"Chant at a pro-sexual consent rally. ""What do we want?"" *-- Consensual intercourse!* ""When do we want it?"" *-- Not right now!*"
"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."
"A broom and a mop have sex. What happens next? The broom gets sweepy."
"Why did 6 wanna fuck 7? Cus 7 8 ass."
"My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker... ...Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."
"If you love someone, set them free. If they return... something, something, Justin Bieber's a lesbian."
"I shoot cans... Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Africans."