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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Pala Deans new restaurant? They only serve crackers!"

"Once I had a dog... Once I had a dog name Marlboro who didn't have any legs. Sometimes I'd take him out and we'd go for a drag"

"Ever hear of ""organic"" grapes? Yeah, they're called Raisens."

"TIL that in the PC version of GTA V there's a new keyboard shortcut which when you press it will cause your character to kill minorities Alt+Right"

"If you elected me president, I would implement a masturbation tax... Talk about saving the economy single-handedly."

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"

"Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in"

"Sucks how Caesar died... ...Who knew he was allergic to knives?!"

"What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!"

"If I say something, in the middle of a forest...with no women around to hear me... ...am I still wrong? [credit](http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=90423#10)"