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Joke of the Day

"Chant at a pro-sexual consent rally. ""What do we want?"" *-- Consensual intercourse!* ""When do we want it?"" *-- Not right now!*"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

"North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention."

"Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan."

"Last night, a cop pulled me over. ""Out of the car!"" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn."

"Life is like huffing butane... first you huff the butane, then you die"

"Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain."

"My therapist told me today that I need to stop talking to inanimate objects, but I mean he's just a lamp so what does he really know anyway"

"Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell."

"SO lame!!! My significant other is crippled."