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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America."

"Accidentally went to Rouge One instead of Rogue One. Boy is my face red."

"What do u get when u give a rodent date rape drugs? Mickey Mouse"

"I've satisfied every waitress I've met... With just the tip"

"I like my women like I like my soup... With most of the skin removed."

"Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk."

"My girlfriend told me our safe-word was too easy to forget I said, ""Ok, let's make it 'harder.' """

"Did you hear about the Jew and the Scotsman who spent the night together? Apparently that's all they spent."

"What do you call an April Fool's!"

"The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song... Hit the road Jack"