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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker... ...Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."
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"What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin'!"
"Viagra now comes in a liquid form, people in nightclubs have been putting drops of it in their eyes..... Apparently it makes them look hard."
"Some girls look like they've barely broken a sweat after hot yoga while I look like a tomato that's been doused by a fire hose."
"How do you agitate an achy feminist runner? massage a knee"
"What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top"
"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."
"According to the employee handbook, I only require to show up sober. It doesn't say I can't drink once I get here."
"I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in 5 minutes. It's about Russia."
"Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph? ...because he's too short to be called an essay."