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Joke of the Day
"A broom and a mop have sex. What happens next? The broom gets sweepy."
Next Joke
"Q: What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? A: Wheeeeee!"
"Let's be honest. They're windshield wipers for about a week, then they're just smudgers."
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if dog exists."
"What is the river of negation called? The Nile"
"If my son's science project is to see how annoying he can be before I kill him then he's almost done."
"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere"
"Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park"
"Why are X-wings so grubby? Rebel scum."