44743
Joke of the Day
"I like to go up to people I haven't seen in ten years and say, ""Was THIS your card?!"""
Next Joke
"How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: ""Pick-a-jew""!"
"A bullet hit chuck norris yesterday Today is the bullet's funeral"
"Why should one not talk about Titanic with a stranger? Because it can't break the ice"
"Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who's knees don't bend."
"My dad just told me I should ""stop wasting my life and do something meaningful"" Dad jokes, am I right?"
"""Stop pointing at my daughter!"" - Kanye West yells at a compass."
"Breaking news: Cartoonist found dead in his own home. The details were sketchy."
"Went to the corner store I bought 4 corners"
"Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today."