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Joke of the Day
"the best feeling in the world is when someone u hate tells a joke and nobody laughs"
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"""How did the Russians help Donald Trump win the election?"" They made the Democrats deliver on their promises of transparency."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"
"Life Pro Tip: Replace your shoelaces with earphone wires.. ... just look away and they'll tie themselves. (yes yes, it's not an original)"
"What do you call a morbidly obese hippy? Tie Dyeabetes"
"Report - Sharks have difficulty finding work 51 weeks every year."
"What do you call an albino gorilla? Honkey Kong"
"Why did the zookeeper take a piss on the seel? He couldn't hold it."
"To save a tree... Eat a beaver."
"Never trust a ""Bernie"" to manage your finances... The last one I knew Madoff with all my money."