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Joke of the Day

"Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, ""the Apprentice."" But, did you know about Hillary's show? ""the Biggest Loser."""

"What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !"

"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"

"What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids? A pedrophile."

"Surprised ""too much"" still isn't a serving size."

"Skin divers How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a blue whale Four"

"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."

"The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits. She's got a point, I suppose... I work in a hammer factory."

"My girlfriend says that small penis isn't that big of a problem But I still think that she shouldn't have one."

"Crazy that we could end poverty by having an airplane drop thousands of inspirational quotes from Facebook on a 3rd world village."