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Joke of the Day
"So my friend held up a can of coke... And asked, ""How do people snort this stuff?"""
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"What's the most common marriage proposal? You're what!"
"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"
"what do you call a slutty french fry? a potat-hoe"
"My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages."
"My doctor diagnosed me as a delusional. Edit: Thanks for my first ever Reddit gold, stranger!"
"After triplet sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died and two survived. The other was charged with murder. But now she's all ... tied up in the other two's finances!"
"Which newspaper is most popular around cows? The Moo York Times"
"What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts? Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck."
"Alcohol and calculus don't go together very well. Don't drink and derive."