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Joke of the Day

"Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen."

"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."

"A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall He broke his nose"

"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles"

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Woman's rights. Sorry for the sexism here, but i saw this and laughed my head clean off"

"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"

"Arrghh! I'm so bummed! I finally got laid off"

"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison? No? Be careful, there's a small medium at large."

"What is Jesus' favorite band? Nine Inch Nails"

"Funny shaped potato joke Q: What do you call a penis-shaped potato? A: A ""Dick-tatter""."