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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat that... ...she should really be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem"
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"Cop lights should be called sex lights because every time you see them someone is getting fucked"
"How do you make a cat go woof Throw it in a fire (i know i know dad joke)"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."
"My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs."
"Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !"
"I'm fine with bestiality as long as it's consensual. Neigh means neigh"
"News just in. There are reports that all the toilets have been stolen at Scotland Yard. Police say they have nothing to go on."
"Diarrhea is heredity in my family It runs in our genes"
"How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"