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Joke of the Day
"Diarrhea is heredity in my family It runs in our genes"
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"I love the album Abbey Road so much I think I'm going to name my first daughter ""Road."""
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"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."
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"I'm unemployed, but now I can finally say I'm making six figures... although all of those figures are zeros."
"Did you hear about the new gay sitcom? "" Leave it, it's Beaver."""